Things have been pretty busy at Casa de Rage, lately, so I apologize for the dearth of posts. A great many things have happened over the past several weeks, and I look forward to telling you all about them. For now, here is a short summary of things that happened to me while I was away from the keyboard. During the time I wasn’t blogging, I:

  • Visited a casino and found out why the “Bet max” button on a slot machine should never be used.
  • Formulated a plan to help rid the world of terrible restaurant servers.
  • Perfected my Siegfried in Soul Calibur IV.
  • Had my Dash Express GPS break, and received a warranty replacement.
  • Discovered Run Lola Run is one of the coolest movies ever made.
  • Downloaded Google Chrome
  • Played Risk II online through WarZone
  • Learned that you should never listen to drunk people trying to give you directions, no matter how confident they sound.
  • Found out that Rock Band 2 has the best on-disc set list of any rhythm game since the original Guitar Hero.
  • Was humbled by a customer service drone.