This post contains severe spoilers for last night’s Dollhouse episode, so if you haven’t watched it on your DVR or Hulu or whatever, then DO NOT KEEP READING.

So, last night’s episode of Dollhouse was fantastic, and had plenty of awesome twists, but the internets are abuzz with theories that Dr. Saunders is actually a doll with the handle of “Whiskey.” And they are all wrong about this (I think).

For one, Victor/Dominic wasn’t actually looking at Saunders when he said “Whiskey,” he was looking over her shoulder at Langdon.  Saunders was the first one to very quickly jump in and try to make sense out of what he said.  Then there was the unusual shot of DeWitt whispering in Boyd’s ear.  And, in my humble opinion, Whiskey is definitely a masculine sounding handle.

So, Whiskey isn’t Saunders, it’s Boyd Langdon, the faithful and dutiful handler and security guard.  I think.  This show still has the ability to surprise me, and it really needs a second season.

Also, Alan Tudyk rocks.

UPDATE: Never mind. Umm…my apologies to the tinfoil hats of the internets.