Mother’s day was this past weekend, and if you didn’t know that, you’ve probably already been on the recieving end of a guilt-riddled phone call.  However, just like last year, while shopping for cards for those I know that have expunged a human from their loins, I came across some very unusual cards.  And, just like last year, I thought I’d share them with the rest of the internets.

Let’s kick things off with a card that seems to completely miss the point.

Oh, what the hell, let's get Dad a card too

Did you know that black mothers occasionally need to be reminded of their blackness?

Also, mom, you're black.

I’m not exactly what a portrait of “whiteness” would be, but I’m sure it would involve clothing from the Gap.

What could possibly go wrong with a greeting card pitched to black people that was probably written by a conference room full of white people?  Do you think someone would mention that they used to watch TV shows with black people in them?

I always like to remind my mom that we're broke on Mother's Day, too...

Oh no, I think I see where this is going…

Ba-dum pssh

Subtle racism, or clueless pandering?  You be the judge!

Let’s wrap things up with the card that made every random person who saw it chuckle.

Dude, 'former' means you don't have to buy her a card anymore

Ummm…okay…

Also, before we got married, we had sex in your house. Twice.

Sorry your daughter and I can’t be in the same room anymore without devolving into shouting obscenities at each other and criticizing the other’s performance in bed, but thanks for keeping the kids during the messy divorce hearings!

And that’s it for this year!  Hop on over to last year’s selection of Ridiculously specific and inappropriate Mother’s Day cards if you missed them last time around.