It’s time for straight men to reclaim Kristin Chenoweth
May 18, 2009 | Filed under Misc., Rants
Alright men – specifically, straight men – listen up. This is Kristin Chenoweth:
She has become an icon in the gay community, and the majority of her fanbase is gay men…and this simply won’t do. Straight men, we are taking back Kristin Chenoweth. The reasons why we need to take action and reclaim her for ourselves are as follows:
- She’s gorgeous. This is kind of a given…otherwise we wouldn’t have to fight the gay men over her.
- She’s crazy talented. In addition to winning a Tony and being a fantastic actress, she’s also a classically trained soprano. You know, the glass-breaking kind.
- She’s a good girl you can bring home to Mom. Chenoweth makes no secret about the fact that she’s a Born-Again Christian (in fact, the character of Harriet Hayes on the short-lived Studio 60 On the Sunset Strip was pretty much based on her), and you know your mom would definitely approve.
- She’s great with kids – as evidenced by her role as a Noodle on Sesame Street.
- She has a killer sense of humor. Aside from being great on stage and in TV shows, she’s done voice-over work for Robot Chicken and even played a “spiritual nutball” Miracle on Sit Down, Shut Up.
- Did I mention she’s gorgeous?
Still not doing it for you? How about now?
Dude, Pushing Dasies practically featured her cleavage as a supporting character (thank you gay costume designers and your obsession with breasts!).
So…straight guys…you with me?