LOST Season 6 predictions

Feb 2, 2010 | Filed under TV

In anticipation of the last good serialized sci-fi show left on TV starting it’s final season tonight, I’d like to offer up my predictions for what LOST fans may anticipate over the coming weeks.

  • The Oceanic 815 survivors will make it off the island, only to realize they left the coffee pot on and have to go back again.
  • The meaning of Jack’s other tattoos will be revealed: stubborn, petulant, whiny, and self-righteous.
  • The Smoke Monster will finally speak. It will be voiced by Gary Coleman.
  • Hurley will say “dude” several times.
  • It will be revealed that Jacob is actually Christian Shepherd’s father, making him Jack’s actual grandfather. His grandmother will be…Libby.
  • The “Kate episode” will suck.
  • Walt will show up sporting a beard. This will be explained as being a result of magnetic time flux or whatever.
  • Ben Linus will be murdered. He will constantly lie about being dead.
  • The true identity of Jacob’s nemesis: YOU, THE VIEWER! It was you all along!

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3 Responses to “LOST Season 6 predictions”

  1. Michelle Says:
    February 9th, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    ha ha ha, very funny. have sympathy for those of us that still hope JJ wraps this up with a tidy little bow? :)

  2. RandomRage Says:
    February 11th, 2010 at 2:39 am

    You know, JJ Abrams apparently hasn’t had any involvement since season 1. His name’s on it, but the show is Lindelof and Cuse’s baby. THE MORE YOU KNOW.

    Seriously, though, expect a BSG or Sopranos style ending…most questions answered, but a few details lingering and a large chunk open to interpretation.

    I have also read multiple interviews with them where they state they have no intention of explaining the numbers, so go ahead and give up on that.

  3. RandomRage Says:
    February 11th, 2010 at 2:40 am

    And for the record, “What Kate Does” wasn’t that bad. And we got the Kate episode over with early, so double-yay!

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