The end of an era
Apr 21, 2010 | Filed under Misc.
The other day, a very sad thought occurred to me. The advent of digital cable means the death of scrambled cable porn. What was once a proud ritual of pubescent boys, switching over to the PPV channels late at night and watching the scrambled feed — “Is that a boob or an elbow? I think I just saw a vagina!” — that ritual is now dead. Bonding with other boys at a sleepover, inside jokes about the terrible music…all gone. It’s a sad, sad day for American youth.
"Those were the daaaaaaaaaaaayyysss..."
I believe a moment of silence is in order.
April 21st, 2010 at 5:52 pm
And not to forget: Getting caught by your parents over and over again :)
I even remember watching late night Pay Tv channels without a decoder. At those times you could see the “Coded Stream” which was just a bunch of horizontal black and white lines. But if you look long and carefully enough, you may see a NIP after a while..
(true story)
April 26th, 2010 at 6:42 am
Awwwh. Poor boys. I guess you have to be satisfied with internet searches for teaser pics on pay porn sights? Or you could go to ishotmyself.com and lie and say you are 18. Hey, there is an idea you should perpetuate. LOL
April 26th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
It’s not the same thing! Kids these days are spoiled. When we wanted to see naked lady bits, we had to work for it, dammit!
July 11th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
You have to remember, when this was big, the interent was not really around.
Tons more available for free on the internet and not scrambled….