Archive for the ‘Misc.’ Category

Watch what you advertise

I’m not really a ‘fancy watch’ kind of guy.  I rarely dress up, and the few watches I’ve owned were Fossils that I liked but didn’t last longer than a year.  Because, of course, FOSSIL WATCHES ARE CHEAP WATCHES.  So I’ve never owned a watch that cost more than, say, $80.  And I was okay [...]

It’s time for straight men to reclaim Kristin Chenoweth

Alright men – specifically, straight men – listen up.  This is Kristin Chenoweth:

She has become an icon in the gay community, and the majority of her fanbase is gay men…and this simply won’t do.  Straight men, we are taking back Kristin Chenoweth.  The reasons why we need to take action and reclaim her for ourselves [...]

Even more inappropriate Mother’s Day cards

Mother’s day was this past weekend, and if you didn’t know that, you’ve probably already been on the recieving end of a guilt-riddled phone call.  However, just like last year, while shopping for cards for those I know that have expunged a human from their loins, I came across some very unusual cards.  And, just [...]

Whiskey, Dollhouse, and why everyone else on the internet is wrong

This post contains severe spoilers for last night’s Dollhouse episode, so if you haven’t watched it on your DVR or Hulu or whatever, then DO NOT KEEP READING.

The Cycle

1. Media picks up on unusual disease ravaging rural/poor/3rd world country.
2. Disease sort of comes to US.
3. Medical organization says something quotable and easily taken out of context about disease. Media runs with it.
4. Relentless media coverage creates panic. Surgical mask sales spike.
5. Panic spurs politicians and bureaucrats into saying and doing silly things that [...]

A handy guide to pronouncing Texas city names

Everything’s bigger in Texas! But, did you know that sometimes things are a bit more confusing, too? For instance, there are quite a few places in this great state that might give pause to “foreigners” when it comes to pronouncing their names. But don’t fret, ‘pardner’! Just follow this handy pronounciation guide, and you’ll be talkin’ like a Texan in no time!

A year of various rage

Today marks the one year anniversary of this website, and I thought I’d mark the occasion by sharing a few things I’ve learned, and to recap some popular posts, and personal favorites.
Things I’ve learned over the last year of blogging:

WordPress is easy to manage, but not so easy to set up.
Never, ever use Yahoo! webhosting. [...]