Archive for the ‘Open Letter’ Category

Dear Blockbuster, this is why you’re going bankrupt

Last weekend, I went to one of your bigger stores in the area to rent Tron. You didn’t have Tron, not on Blu-Ray or DVD. One of your helpful employees checked, and none of your stores in the area had it, either. A cult hit with a major sequel coming out in just a few [...]

An Open Letter to the woman in the car behind me

I just have a simple request, if you don’t mind:
GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE!

An Open Letter to Your Mom

Well, good afternoon Mrs. Henderson. How are you? Mhmm, mhmm. I’m pretty good, thanks for asking. Yup. Oh, he’s not home? Okay, I can wait here for him, if you’re sure you don’t mind. Thank you. Have you redecorated lately? Yeah, I see that. I like them, I really do. Cookies? Oh, thank you, you’re [...]