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		<title>The Lion&#8217;s share of Apple&#8217;s problems</title>
		<link>http://randomrage.net/2011/03/02/the-lions-share-of-apples-problems/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;
Did you ever wonder why Macs and other Apple products attract so much attention from both the tech and mainstream press, even though Mac users only account for 12% of the U.S. computer owning population?
Here&#8217;s the secret: it&#8217;s because most of those journalists and bloggers&#8230;studied  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What the hell is wrong with Microsoft?</title>
		<link>http://randomrage.net/2010/09/01/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-microsoft/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://randomrage.net/?p=512</guid>
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I&#8217;ve never really understood the devotion of die-hard Apple fanatics.  You know the type: the ones who have owned all four versions of the iPhone, the ones who think the Apple TV was a good idea, the ones who will argue with a straight face that Aperture can be just as good as Photoshop.
I&#8217;ve  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I no longer fear hell, for I have dealt with Xbox support</title>
		<link>http://randomrage.net/2010/04/26/i-no-longer-fear-hell-for-i-have-dealt-with-xbox-support/</link>
		<comments>http://randomrage.net/2010/04/26/i-no-longer-fear-hell-for-i-have-dealt-with-xbox-support/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 22:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RandomRage</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://randomrage.net/?p=495</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I recently purchased an Xbox 360 Elite, partially to relieve the burden of my first-gen 360&#8242;s crowded hard drive, and partially to serve as a Media Center extender for my impending conversion to a Media Center DVR.  And I was quite happy to have a brand new controller, one where the joysticks  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Watch what you advertise</title>
		<link>http://randomrage.net/2009/10/23/watch-what-you-advertise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RandomRage</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://randomrage.net/?p=463</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not really a &#8216;fancy watch&#8217; kind of guy.  I rarely dress up, and the few watches I&#8217;ve owned were Fossils that I liked but didn&#8217;t last longer than a year.  Because, of course, FOSSIL WATCHES ARE CHEAP WATCHES.  So I&#8217;ve never owned a watch that cost more than, say, $80.  And I was okay with that.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s time for straight men to reclaim Kristin Chenoweth</title>
		<link>http://randomrage.net/2009/05/18/its-time-for-straight-men-to-reclaim-kristin-chenoweth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 13:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://randomrage.net/?p=420</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Alright men &#8211; specifically, straight men &#8211; listen up.  This is Kristin Chenoweth:

She has become an icon in the gay community, and the majority of her fanbase is gay men&#8230;and this simply won&#8217;t do.  Straight men, we are taking back Kristin Chenoweth.  The reasons why we need to take action and  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I, Robot, Tecate, and the art of product placement</title>
		<link>http://randomrage.net/2009/03/09/i-robot-tecate-and-the-art-of-product-placement/</link>
		<comments>http://randomrage.net/2009/03/09/i-robot-tecate-and-the-art-of-product-placement/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RandomRage</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://randomrage.net/?p=328</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s get this out of the way: the film version of I, Robot with Will Smith is a terrible, terrible movie.  It actually serves as an example of everything that can be wrong with a movie: straying too far from the original source material, lazy and cliched writing, terrible acting, poor special  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas demands from a would-be dictator</title>
		<link>http://randomrage.net/2008/12/17/christmas-demands-from-a-would-be-dictator/</link>
		<comments>http://randomrage.net/2008/12/17/christmas-demands-from-a-would-be-dictator/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 14:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RandomRage</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://randomrage.net/?p=283</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If I were in charge of everything (and I should be), these are the rules that I would impose upon this joyous season that is upon us.]]></description>
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		<title>A video game has never made you cry&#8230;but neither has a film or book</title>
		<link>http://randomrage.net/2008/12/15/a-video-game-has-never-made-you-crybut-neither-has-a-film-or-book/</link>
		<comments>http://randomrage.net/2008/12/15/a-video-game-has-never-made-you-crybut-neither-has-a-film-or-book/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RandomRage</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://randomrage.net/?p=262</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Video game blog Kotaku linked to an argument-provoking article on ihobo this weekend that makes the bold claim that a game has never made anyone cry.  Well, not in and of itself.  The author writes:
This is the nub of the issue here: a story can make you cry by empathising with the protagonist (or  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pretty sure I know why they fired Jeph Loeb from Heroes</title>
		<link>http://randomrage.net/2008/12/08/pretty-sure-i-know-why-they-fired-jeph-loeb-from-heroes/</link>
		<comments>http://randomrage.net/2008/12/08/pretty-sure-i-know-why-they-fired-jeph-loeb-from-heroes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RandomRage</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://randomrage.net/?p=233</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s been a phrase that I&#8217;ve been repeating over and over the past couple of weeks while watching Heroes on NBC.  And that phrase pretty much goes like this:
&#8220;&#8230;the fuck?!?&#8221;
This season didn&#8217;t start out that bad.  Not nearly as strong as the first season &#8212; which was damn good television up until  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Worth of a Guarantee (a sad but true story)</title>
		<link>http://randomrage.net/2008/09/25/the-worth-of-a-guarantee-a-sad-but-true-story/</link>
		<comments>http://randomrage.net/2008/09/25/the-worth-of-a-guarantee-a-sad-but-true-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RandomRage</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://randomrage.net/?p=162</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Internet problems.  Not again.  Not after everything I went through before, I thought.
The internet was down, all right.  The tubes to my house must have been clogged.  I had no choice, I had to call customer service.
I hate calling customer service.
I told the robot on the other end what the  [...]]]></description>
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