I can has commentz?

[Tap tap tap]  Hello.  Is this thing on?

I know you jerks are out there, reading this wonderful blog that I put out there for your amusement.  I have a little graph that tells me so.  So where are you guys?  I do actually have a comments section, right down there, right below the post.  See it?  If you’re on the front page, there’s a little quick link that takes you straight to it.  That’s for you! I understand it’s a little sad to start pestering people to leave comments on my blog, but this is what you’ve forced me to lower myself to.  I feel like such a tool.  Are you happy now?  So please, leave a comment every now and then.  It doesn’t even have to be a particularly thoughtful comment.  It’d be nice if you put a little effort into it, but I suppose beggars can’t be choosers.  Otherwise, who knows what depths I could end up at?  I could start posting my own articles on Digg.  I could start referring to myself as a “blogger”.  I could print business cards with my URL on them, and pass them out to strangers.  Please…you don’t want to see it come to that, do you?

…Do you?

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4 Responses to “I can has commentz?”

  1. Jenna Says:

    Loser!

  2. Jenna Says:

    Just kidding, I love your blogs I just didn’t want to give out my email address and get all kinds of crap. Not from you, but from your host site or whatever. I don’t exactly know how Mario Bros. works outside of Crystal’s Pizza…

    I will do a better job of leavin some love.

  3. RandomRage Says:

    For the record, the email addresses are just for comment registration. No spam shall be sent to thee.

  4. Becky Says:

    I’m commeting only cause you used LOL CATZ speak. ;p

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