Why yes, Ms. Chenoweth, I do like older women...why do you ask?

It’s time for straight men to reclaim Kristin Chenoweth

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Alright men – specifically, straight men – listen up.  This is Kristin Chenoweth:

She has become an icon in the gay community, and the majority of her fanbase is gay men…and this simply won’t do.  Straight men, we are taking back Kristin Chenoweth.  The reasons why we need to take action and reclaim her for ourselves are as follows:

  1. She’s gorgeous. This is kind of a given…otherwise we wouldn’t have to fight the gay men over her.
  2. She’s crazy talented. In addition to winning a Tony and being a fantastic actress, she’s also a classically trained  soprano. You know, the glass-breaking

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Oh, what the hell, let's get Dad a card too

Even more inappropriate Mother’s Day cards

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Mother’s day was this past weekend, and if you didn’t know that, you’ve probably already been on the recieving end of a guilt-riddled phone call.  However, just like last year, while shopping for cards for those I know that have expunged a human from their loins, I came across some very unusual cards.  And, just like last year, I thought I’d share them with the rest of the internets.

Let’s kick things off with a card that seems to completely miss the point.

Did you know that black mothers occasionally need to be reminded of their blackness?

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Whiskey, Dollhouse, and why everyone else on the internet is wrong

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This post contains severe spoilers for last night’s Dollhouse episode, so if you haven’t watched it on your DVR or Hulu or whatever, then DO NOT KEEP READING. (more…)

The Cycle

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1. Media picks up on unusual disease ravaging rural/poor/3rd world country. 2. Disease sort of comes to US. 3. Medical organization says something quotable and easily taken out of context about disease. Media runs with it. 4. Relentless media coverage creates panic. Surgical mask sales spike. 5. Panic spurs politicians and bureaucrats into saying and doing silly things that further feed panic. 6. Media reports on panic, wondering why everyone is panicky. Media questions if panic is really necessary. 7. Media reports that disease wasn’t as bad as hoped, advises people to stop panicking. 8. More >

A handy guide to pronouncing Texas city names

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Everything’s bigger in Texas, it’s true.  But, did you know that sometimes things are a bit more confusing, too?  For instance, there are quite a few places in this great state that might give pause to ‘foreigners’ when it comes to pronouncing their names.  But don’t fret, ‘pardner’!  Just follow this handy pronounciation guide, and you’ll be talkin’ like a Texan in no time!

DallasDAL-us (okay, that one was easy!)

SachseSAX-ey

Montaguemon-TAYGH

LewisvilleLEWIS-ville (no French allowed)

BowieBOO-eee (like Jim & knife, not David)

Fort WorthCOW-town

CoppellCOP-pell

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Better off Ted is the best show you’re not watching

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Were it not for a fortuitous trip to the gym a few weeks ago, I may never have watched Better Off Ted, a brilliant and hilarious show that somehow managed to wind up on ABC Wednesday nights. Ted is a workplace sitcom in the vein of 30 Rock and The Office, but with the cartoonish, crazy elements of those two turned up a few notches.  Underneath the zany, sweet sitcom antics, however, lies a subversive and dark satire of work politics and the kind of mega-corporations that make everything from food to office chairs.

The action centers around Ted, the head of research at a giant conglomerate More >

Did you know the site icon is called the "Mean little ball of rage?" Did you know this site HAD an icon?

A year of various rage

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Today marks the one year anniversary of this website, and I thought I’d mark the occasion by sharing a few things I’ve learned, and to recap some popular posts, and personal favorites.

Did you know the site icon is called the "Mean little ball of rage?" Did you know this site HAD an icon?

Things I’ve learned over the last year of blogging:

  • WordPress is easy to manage, but not so easy to set up.
  • Never, ever use Yahoo! webhosting.  Ever.
  • The people that care about Tekken 6 are not necessarily the people that will care about anything else on this website.
  • The need for new content on a regular More >
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