If I were in charge of everything (and I should be), these are the rules that I would impose upon this joyous season that is upon us:

  • No retail store shall display nor market Christmas decorations or so-called “seasonal merchandise” until the week of Thanksgiving.
  • No Christmas music shall be publicly exhibited except between Black Friday (the day after Thanksgiving) and December 26th annually.  During those sanctioned times, public exhibition shall be proportionally limited to a to-be-determined ratio of Christmas to non-Christmas music, increasing in amount until the week of Christmas, when More >