Things to get done this weekend:

  • Watch TiVoed 30 Rock from Thursday
  • Get Legendary map pack for Halo 3; use spare points to buy jams for Rock Band
  • Find the head vampire and drive a stake through its heart
  • Laundry (especially whites!)
  • Clean car
  • Return all stolen underpants; apologize
  • Find out where Alex Trebek lives to complete Phase 1
  • Go to grocery store
  • Research gopher pants; find out if in fact, plausible
  • Start a polygamist cult (thanks for the idea, Justin!)
  • Play more Advance Wars on the DS
  • Drink the blood of a freshly slain baby goat
  • Read Sunday’s “FoxTrot”