Posts tagged porn

"Those were the daaaaaaaaaaaayyysss..."

The end of an era

5
1 year ago
in

The other day, a very sad thought occurred to me.  The advent of digital cable means the death of scrambled cable porn.  What was once a proud ritual of pubescent boys, switching over to the PPV channels late at night and watching the scrambled feed — “Is that a boob or an elbow?  I think I just saw a vagina!” — that ritual is now dead.  Bonding with other boys at a sleepover, inside jokes about the terrible music…all gone.  It’s a sad, sad day for American youth.

"Those were the daaaaaaaaaaaayyysss..."

I believe a moment of silence is in order.

Talking lemons and porn stars: a small collection of 30 Rock parodies

0
2 years ago
in

Okay, even though this season has gotten off to a rough start, 30 Rock is still one of my all-time favorite TV shows.  And, given my documented fondness for Sesame Street, you can imagine how tickled I was to find this very clever send-up sketch, entitled “30 Rocks.”

I’m quite amused by the fact that Liz Lemon is in fact, a lemon.  Plus, the Alec Baldwin muppet is just awesome.

I was also quite surprised to find out that 30 Rock had become such a pop-culture force as to warrant a porn parody.  I haven’t seen the actual adult film, mind you (honest!), but this trailer for it is pretty damn More >

An unnecessary distinction (also, porno)

4
3 years ago
in ,

I heard a political ad on the radio this morning that was touting the efforts of a particular state senator’s efforts to protect the people from “child sex predators.”  I was unaware that there were different categories of child predator, necessitating the distinction.  Perhaps part of our financial crisis is due to child lending predators, running amok giving small children irresponsible loans?  Or maybe they just didn’t want us to confuse them with literal child predators, like lions or an out-of-control hippo.  And frankly, that’s a shame, because I don’t want a state legislator that More >

Go to Top