Warning: incomprehensible nerdish ahead.  Translation follows after the next two paragraphs.

This seems an impractical choice of attire for a swordfight.

While browsing Digg just the other day, my monitor started to display all sorts of strange artifacts.  Being the sensible, computer-literate type, I decided to reboot to attempt to fix the problem.  Not only was I greeted with more strange dots and artifacts upon boot (never a good sign), Windows failed to boot and mumbled something about video driver issues and memory dump while exposing me to a bright blue screen.  The next time I powered More >