Hi there,

You may not have noticed me here. I’m the guy in the car in front of you. I understand that you may have accidentally overlooked me, since you’re driving an SUV approximately the size of a small office building. It’s perfectly understandable. I just have a simple request, if you don’t mind:

GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE!

Look, I understand why you have a very large vehicle. You have two children, they need their space, or they start fighting all the time. And it’s really irritating when they fight. You definitely need the third-row seat for when you have to pick up some of their More >